Born from baguettes, bureaucracy, and baffling inflation rates, $EURO is the ultimate parody coin that laughs in the face of central banks and austerity policies. Built on Solana, it’s fast, flaky, and more emotionally unstable than the European economy.
Whether you’re hoarding coins like a German accountant or printing debt like there’s no tomorrow—$EURO is for you.
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 $EURO |
|---|---|
| Liquidity Pool | Burned. Freedom from intervention. |
| Ownership | Renounced, like fiscal responsibility. |
| Tax | 0%. We already pay enough VAT. |
| Chain | Solana (fast like French strikes) |
Throw your flags, grab a croissant, and hop into the chaos.
$EURO isn’t just a meme—it’s a movement against monetary mediocrity.
Jump in. Vote with your wallet. Or don’t. We’ll still exist, like the EU.
© 2025 EURO COIN. United in satire. Divided by inflation.